Patriots Gab Week 14 Power Rankings

Tom Brady is carrying this team and defenders on his back. (Photo By: Keith Nordstrom)

Tom Brady is carrying this team and defenders on his back.
(Photo By: Keith Nordstrom)

1. Panthers:

I do not believe they are truly the best team in the NFL right now, but they are undefeated so they get the top spot.

2. Cardinals:

This is the team I believe to be the best in the NFL and NFC right now.

3. Broncos:

The run game and defense will carry them far, not far enough to reach the Super Bowl with Brock under center, but far enough to make easy to please fans happy. They belong here for now.

4. Bengals:

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present you with the Kings of 1:00 p.m. games. They are back to making people believe they are a “threat” in the AFC when really, the lights come on and they become a deer.

5. Patriots:

Unhealthy and unwilling wide receivers are hurting the offense and Tom Brady, but no fear Edelman and Gronk will return to restore order to the Patriots and reclaim their rightful spot atop this list.

6. Packers:

They needed a miracle to beat the Lions, well that and a bad coaching decision to not put Calvin on the field for Green Bay’s Hail Mary and the execution of all the Lions defenders behind Packers receivers, helped the Packers to defeat the Lions. Still, Green Bay is very good because of their very own number 12.

7. Steelers:

Hey now, the most dangerous team in the AFC North is Pittsburgh. They got a been there, done that QB, one of the best two punch wide outs in the league and a solid defense with a great running attack. The Steel Curtain is pretty darn good.

8. Seahawks:

They look really good. Could they be heating up at the perfect time?

9. Chiefs:

There are no two hotter teams in the NFL than the Seahawks and Chiefs. The Chiefs will be heading to the postseason, I believe, a quietly good team.

10. Vikings:

Here we go, to the teams I could pretty much put anywhere because none of them are threats to the Super Bowl 50 crown. Not at this moment. The Vikings are in bad shape, they got blown out by Green Bay and Seattle and now they face the Cardinals. It’s their last chance to prove they actually belong with the elite of the NFC.

11. Bills:

When the Bills make this list at number 11, it truly is a anybody’s game year. They are up and down, hot and cold.

12. Jets:

They won and they are a solid team. This I will admit, but no more than solid.

13. Texans:

They have no real QB and a decent to great defense. It is a matter of which defense shows up for the team each week. Still, they are in the thick of things for the AFC South crown.

14. Buccaneers:

Well, how about the Buccaneers being right at 500. Bravo youngsters, bravo.

15. Lions:

Shhhh, they are getting better despite some bad coaching calls.

16. Falcons:

What in the world Atlanta? WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU? They have a great RB and WR so what is the freaking problem? Defense sure, but what else!?

17. Colts:

They are a mystery, but nothing to worry about.

18. Giants:

Okay, so who would win right now, the Giants or Bears? I don’t know, both Quarterbacks can be great and be awful.

19. Bears: 

Up and Down, good and bad. It’s the Bears’ season.

20. Redskins:

The NFC East is the division nobody wants to win, as my brother said. The Redskins are still my pick, but come on defense, help your oh so ever positive QB out.

21. Raiders:

Raiders are going to Radiers the 2015 season and not make the postseason.

22. Dolphins:

They defeated the team that almost everybody has, so at least they are not the worst team in the AFC.

23. Eagles:

They had a fluke win over the Patriots, but give credit to their defense and special teams, they can play some ball.

24. Saints:

Brees isn’t the problem the defense is plain and simple.

25. Cowboys:

What a win for them against Washington.

26. Ravens:

They fell off the map hard this year. HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.

27. 49ers:

They are terrible, but no longer the worst team in the NFL. Blaine Gabbert was out there wheelin and dealin Colin Kapernick out of San Fran.

28. Jaguars:

They are your fantasy team of 2015. Bortles to Robinson is almost a 30 point duo every week. If only they could put it all together for a winning season.

29. Rams:

I, um, I missed badly on them. I actually said they would win their division before the season began. My bad.

30. Chargers:

Yuck, gross, yuck.

31. Titans: 

Jaguars and Titans were great for all the wrong reasons Sunday. They equally sucked, but the Titans won. There’s that.

32. Browns:

Why are they stilling playing football this season. Roger Goodell should mercy end their season.

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