Patriots Gab NFL Week 9 Power Rankings

New England Patriots are still the class of the NFL. (Photo By: Keith Nordstrom)

New England Patriots are still the class of the NFL.
(Photo By: Keith Nordstrom)

Here we go, another week of Patriots Gab meaningless power rankings! Enjoy, because it’s fun!

1. Patriots:

Duh! They haven’t lost and they have the best offense in the league and they are on a mission.

2. Broncos:

They look scary good. If Peyton Manning has suddenly turned it on with that defense, look out.

3. Bengals:

Andy Dalton and the 1:00 clock Bengals are 7-0 and look good. I’m still waiting for a primetime game, but for now, they look good.

4. Panthers:

I don’t love their offense, but I sure do love that defense.

5. Cardinals:

They look like a team with the defense to overtake the Packers if they met in the postseason.

6. Packers:

They have holes all over that team: namely the secondary.

7. Raiders:

Wow! I can’t believe I’m putting them here, but I’am and that’s because they deserve it.

8. Vikings:

The Vikings look good, as of right now, but their schedule is about to tell us if they are for real or not.

9. Steelers:

They almost beat the Bengals, but they didn’t and that was because of two interceptions by Big Ben, but don’t count on that continuing. I still think they are a force in the AFC and a wildcard team.

10. Falcons:

I’m not happy with them after that Bucs lost. They lost to a losing team, get yourself together Atlanta.

11. Rams:

They are 3-0 in divisional play with a great running game, decent passing game, and great defense to go along with that stat line.

12. Saints:

The Saints are certainly getting their march on now! Drew Brees is on fire and so is their winning streak. They are now 4-4. Look out NFC South, Daddy Brees is home.

13. Seahawks:

Back to .500! They barely beat a Romo-less Cowboys team and they won’t win the division. I said it, but still they can be scary to play.

14. Jets:

They were destroyed by the Raiders and their defense looked awful. This may be the beginning of the end or a hiccup, we will see moving forward.

15. Giants:

They lost in an epic offensive battle against the Saints. The G-men are up and down, but they have a great chance at the NFC East crown, I still think Dallas wins it, but this is a rough and scrappy team.

16. Eagles:

They spent the week on a bye, trying to figure out how to NOT turn the ball over. Let’s see how the 2nd half plays out.

17. Colts:

They are a terrible team with as many problems off the field as they have on it. They are the team everybody looks at and knows they shouldn’t be this bad, yet every week they are. They are the new Atlanta Falcons.

18. Redskins:

Kirk Cousins was nice in that comeback win over the Bucs, but still they haven’t really beaten a team of quality that makes you go, these guys are pretty darn good.

19. Chiefs:

The Chiefs are on the comeback trail! They’ve won a few games in a roll trying to savage their season and more. They can be tough to play, but they can be a mess.

20. Cowboys:

We all know one thing now, The Cowboys need Tony Romo more than he needs them.

21. Bills:

Things are falling apart for them, even with a bye week, they will probably continue the struggle. There is only so much you can do and so many games you can win in the NFL with a defensive only team.

22. Dolphins:

They were destroyed on Thursday Night Football. That ended the talk of them surging to the top with the Pats as quickly as it began.

23. Buccaneers:

What the heck was that Tampa Bay!? How did you beat Atlanta!? Great game for the Bucs.

24. Chargers:

The Bolts seem to keep on losing.

25. Ravens:

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. They are really bad this year.

26. Bears:

They need defense and an offensive line, but they are getting closer to being a good team.

27. Browns:

The Browns are going to be the Browns again for the 2015 season.

28. Jaguars:

They have a great one-two punch at wide out with the Allens, but they are still kinda…… Bad.

29. Texans:

Somehow, someway they are tied for first place with the Colts. I would LOVE IT, if they can overtake them for the South, even with a losing record. I mean, whoever wins that division will have a losing record, so why not Houston!?

30. 49ers:

They are awful and they are about to start Blaine Gabbert. Go get Tim Tebow, I mean, why not!?

31. Titans:

They are really, really bad. That’s all I have and need to say.

32. Lions:

How the Lions have fallen this season.

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